If you were gay (Skylox)

Ty: Ah, a afternoon alone with my favorite book, 'The beauty of headphones and hair'
No friend to bother me, how could life get any better than this?

*Door slams open as Adam walks on*
Adam: Oh, hello, Ty!

Ty: *sighs* Hi Adam....

Adam:Hey Ty you'll never believe what happen to me this morning, Jason was talking and smiling with me and acting REAL friendly.

Ty: *Trying to read* That's very interesting.

Adam: And I think he was coming on to me! I think he might've thought that I was gay!

Ty: *stops reading suddenly* Uh, so why are you telling me this?
Why should I care?
I don't care.
What did you have for lunch today?

Adam:  Oh, you don't have to get all defensive about it, Ty.

Ty: *Stands up slamming book down*
I'm NOT GETTING DEFENSIVE!
*sits back down, and picks up book*
What do I care about Jason and you being gay, okay?
I'm trying to read.

Adam: *sits down by Ty*
Oh, I don't mean anything about it, Ty
I just think its something we should be able to talk about.

Ty:*glares at Adam* I do not want to talk about it Adam, this convo is over.

Adam: Yea but...

Ty: OVER!

Adam: *stands up and begins to walk around*
Well, okay, but just so you know —
(begins to sing)
IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(But I'm not gay)

Ty: *glares at Adam*
Adam please, I am trying to read.
*he counties reading*
*Adam is silent for a moment, until He taps on Ty's shoulder.*
WHAT?!

Adam: IF YOU WERE QUEER!

Ty:*throws book down*
AH, ADAM!

Adam: I'D STILL BE HERE! YEAR AFTER YEAR!

Ty: *points at book*
I am TRYING to read, Adam!

Adam: *Grabs Ty and pushes them together so their cheeks are squished together* BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR TO ME!

Ty: *shoves him away.* AGH! *gets up*

Adam: AND I KNOW THAT YOU! *walks over to him*

Ty: What?!

Adam: WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO!

Ty: *scoffs* I would?

Adam: IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
*voice gets high pitched*
"HEY! GUESS WHAT,
I'M GAY!"
*back to normal*
(but I'm not gay!)
*walks forward trying to hug Ty*
I'M HAPPY
JUST BEING WITH YOU.

Ty: *dodges his arms,*
I hate you, so much!

Adam:SO WHAT SHOULD IT
MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GUYS?
*random picture of some other lox ship appears*

Ty:
Adam, that's wrong!

Adam: No its not!
*dances towards him*
IF YOU WERE GAY, I'D SHOUT HURRAY!

Ty: *moves away from him*
I AM NOT LISTENING!
*plugs ears*

Adam: *spreads arms wide spinning in a circle*
AND HERE I'D STAY!

Ty: *still plugging ears.*
LA,LA,LA,LA

Adam: *moves towards him*
BUT I WOULDN'T GET IN YOUR WAY

Ty: *throws hands down.*
AHHH!

Adam: *manages to grab him,*
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE
*spins him into his arms (very smoothly)*
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
*dips him*
YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY,
*pulls him back up and removes his arms from Ty*
IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Ty:
I AM NOT GAY!

Adam:
If you WERE gay.

Ty: AGH!